Klaus Anderst

Hello All! I’m Klaus (like Santa) and I’m in federal prison for selling things that aren’t entirely legal. Long story, ask for details or google me to learn more. I’m not a career criminal and I didn’t rob or hurt anybody. This is my first and last prison term, lesson learned! My days of black marketeering are behind me. I subscribed to this site to meet new people. I’m open minded to new things and have respect for people of all races and genders. LGBTQ friendly. Folks from all geographic locations and countries are welcome to reply.

  About me; I like living in rural areas because I enjoy the great outdoors. City life is fun, but after a while I miss fresh air and nature. I listen to mainly rock and classical music, with some country and hip hop for variety. I drive a dodge ram and wear boots and carhearts most of the time. I may seem rough around the edges but appearances are misleading. When the mood strikes, I will wear pink and dance to dubstep. I’m very sensual and spoil my lovers with tantric massages. Candlelight and hot oil, yes I know what I’m doing! It’s my second favorite thing to do. I don’t like spicy food, take my coffee black, and prefer Pepsi over Coke. Cooking with fire is an art and I love it. I have a big BBQ grill on my deck and I use it all year long. I’m perfectly willing to grill steaks in a blizzard. Once a week I get Chinese take out and spend the evening at home, cuddling on the couch with Netflix or a good movie. I’m man enough to admit that cuddling is okay. A few glasses of wine or beers are enough for me, I rarely drink more than that. My opinion on recreational drug use is everything in moderation, if it is legal - it is okay. AI doesn’t scare me. I’ve never seen the Terminator, fixed a leaky faucet or got cows out of the ditch.

Klaus Anderst #8611-273

FCI Englewood

9595 West Quincey Ave

Littleton CO 80123

Incarcerated For: Trafficking Meth and Firearms

Release Date: 2026